Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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Anonymous: I dont know what u are saying half the time i just follow i cuz ur hot

nosdrinker:

oppa gangnam style

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urbancatfitters:

do u hear urself though….do u hear it…..do u hear what ur saying…do u

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ollivander:

GO GOG GOGOG GO STOP STOP WHOA BSLOW DOW GOGO GOGO SLOW SLOW STOP STOP STOP GOG NGO SLOW SLOW SLOW STOP GO GO GOG GO SLOW SLOW GO GO GO STOP STOP STOP GO walk on STOP STOP GHO GOG OG GO SLOW SLOW GO

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spooky-mass-line:

me boutta prove a fuckboy wrong

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nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

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postcumming:

where is the lie

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jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

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setsunameiou:

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

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awwww-cute:

Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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